Portuguese Breakfast

by Abortion Twins

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5 tracks of punk rock goodness. Features 5 tracks as well as some hilarious bonus material.

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released November 3, 2012

Richard Smyth Jr. - Guitars, Bass, Drums, Backing vocals
Daniel Smyth - Lead vocals

Full band is:

Daniel Smyth - Vocals
Richard Smyth Jr. - Guitar
Seth Chaffin - Guitar
Spaz - Bass
Jonny Jones - Drums
Kyle Weidner - Drums

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Abortion Twins Tampa, Florida

We write songs about farts, poopoo, private parts & Eric Roberts.

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Track Name: Eric Roberts
Julia Roberts' niece's father (Eric Roberts)
Julia Roberts' Father's son (Eric Roberts)
Holds the world's record for Lifetime movies (Eric Roberts)
Julia Roberts' cousin's cousin (Eric Roberts)

He's the best of the best
Has a glistening chest
His chin's kind of cleft
And he beat Brandon Flowers in checkers
Track Name: Tempestt Bledsoe
I know a guy, who looks like you
He's friend me, my brother, and a jew
He creeps out my brother and I
'cause we don't want, what's between his thighs

He looks like Vanessa Huxtable
It makes us feel uncomfortable
He looks like Vanessa Huxtable
It makes us feel uncomfortable

We wouldn't mind if he looked like Theo
Or even Phylicia Rashad
We wouldn't mind if he looked like Keshia Knight Pulliam
We wanna fuck Tatyana Ali

He looks like Vanessa Huxtable
It makes us feel uncomfortable
He looks like Vanessa Huxtable
It makes us feel uncomfortable
Track Name: Dave Coulier
You put the cool in Coulier
You put you in "You oughta know"
Everybody thought you were so fucking corny, guess there's some things we'll never know

'Cause you fucked, Alanis Morrissette
So bad, she wrote a song
She was legal for a little while
I guess that means you're not a pedophile

Joey Gladstone
Told stupid jokes
So dumb, they nearly made me choke
Even on your own damn show
Your humor was lowest of the low

'Cause you fucked, Alanis Morrissette
So bad, she wrote a song
She was legal for a little while
I guess that means you're not a pedophile
Coulier
Coulier
Coulier
It's David Fucking Coulier!
Track Name: FCU/ICU
FCU (ICU)
FCU (ICU)
It isn't a game out here, this is your life
FCU (ICU)
FCU (ICU)
Frisbee champions unite or intensive care unit
FCU (ICU)
FCU (ICU)
Ken Dobbins Ken Dobbins run it down the field
Ken Dobbins Ken Dobbins to no one you will yield
FCU (ICU)
FCU (ICU)
Pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure
FCU (ICU)
FCU (ICU)
Pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure
FCU (ICU)
FCU (ICU)
Pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure pressure
Ultimate, girlfriend, family, job, god!
Track Name: Portuguese Breakfast
First you get an egg
Then you get a slut
Then you crack the egg
And you put it in her butt
Then you fill her up with your favorite kind of meat
Get it nice and hot
And now it's time to eat

Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast

First you get an egg
Then you get a slut
Then you crack the egg
And you put it in her butt
Then you fill her up with your favorite kind of meat
Get it nice and hot
And now it's time to eat

Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast
Portuguese breakfast breakfast